Do This Familiar to You?

Guess what this image is

Do the image above familiar to you?

At the first glance I enter my bedroom, this is the image I saw on my wall. It surprised me and looking at it, it felt so warm like you saw someone familiar you been missing for so long.

If you have figure out what it is, here is the hint. You saw this on your mobile phone, older type mobile phone of course. Well, it is the energy or signal bar in the older type mobile phone, way back to non-color screen. Gain back the memory? :P

Well, it is actually the reflection from the sun on my bedroom wall that made up from the grill and the curtain. Amazingly, it created such image on the wall.

A Beautiful & Valuable Story

A Swami was having a conversation with Lord Shiva one day and said,

"Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

Lord Shiva led the Swami to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the Swami looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the Swami's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The Swami shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. Lord Shiva said,

"You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The Swami said, "I don't understand."

"It is simple," said Lord Shiva.

"It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."

When Lord Shiva created the world, He was thinking of you.

P/S : Please remember that I will always share my spoon with you and wishing you in good health!

My Time Up?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
 

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

 

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

40 Years of Marriage

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. 

 

She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
 

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

 
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
 

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

 
The wife and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!....the husband became 92 years old!

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

Keep Laughing With Open Mind!

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Doctor: You look so weak and exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day....

Q: Girlfriend and boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed at Tarzan. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him "Your tail is in front".

Amazing Reply by A Reputation Investment Bank CEO to a Self-Claimed Pretty Girl

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum :

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York .

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden, $250k annual income is not enough. I

'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and w ho can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty
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Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.! From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the! trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps ... If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do contact me ...

signed, CEO
x.x. Mxxxxx :)

Which Peanuts Character Are You? Version 2

This is another version of the Peanuts character quiz. But this quiz result will show the character and the description/result of the quiz at the bottom of the character but both are not linked like the Which Peanuts Character Are You? Version 1.

Try your own and see what character you end up with. Please note that the result might differ from the Which Peanuts Character Are You? Version 1. Have fun!

Which Peanuts Character Are You? Version 1

This quiz will show the result as follows (the character and description/result of the quiz) which I find it interesting and cute.

Try your own and see what character you end up with. Have fun!

The Banana Test

Please take this test to check how stress are you.....

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals - King Kong, an Ape, an Orang Utan and a Monkey pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. Think carefully..... Try and answer within 30 seconds.

What is your answer? Slowly scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Orang Utan = You are sick

Ape = You need a break

Monkey = Worse, you suppose to be in the hospital right now

King Kong = I think you better take one (1) year leave

Why?!

A coconut tree does not have bananas! Obviously you are stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there Are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, Round and firm. In her 30s To 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many Kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through Three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

With Lights, You See Better.....

A creative advertisement of a light bulb company.

IBM/Levono Thinkpad Power - Proven by Grandma

This is power, man! But if you want to try what this grandma do, do at your own risk, ok? :P

Having a Family Problem?

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar, drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a helluva lot of family problems.'

The American said, 'Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he ! is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems? Gimme a break'

The Lawyer and the Irishman

A lawyer and an Irishman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that the Irish are so dumb that he could get over on them easy...

So the lawyer asks if the Irish man would like to play a fun game. The Irishman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Irishman's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Irishman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Irishman's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Irishman and hands him $500. The Irishman pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Irishman up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The Irishman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Lesson of the story : Don't mess with the Irish.

Off Your Mobile, Please.....

Message from Money No Enough II.

Please off your mobile phone or put your mobile phone on vibrate or silent it when you are in the cinema. Else, you are disturbing the casts to act! Hehehe..........