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Thursday, December 4, 2008

Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table.

The son asks his father, "Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?"

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there Are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, Round and firm. In her 30s To 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions".

"Onions?"

"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many Kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through Three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree".

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

Have You Seen An Orange Christmas Tree?

Have you seen an orange Christmas decoration tree before?

I just did!

An orange Christmas decoration tree

Usually we only see or available in the market the Christmas decoration tree with conventional green colour or white colour. But today, I saw an orange Christmas decoration tree! This is surprising and fresh!

In the Mood of Christmas.....

When the month of December approach, everyone is in the mood of celebration even he or she is not a Christian. Everywhere will be decorated with Christmas decorations especially the shopping malls.

My colleagues (Telacia and Poh Ling) and myself went for a walk in 1 Utama after our lunch. The new wing of 1 Utama is nicely decorated with Christmas decorations. This year theme is Alice in the Winter Wonderland. Thus, all the decorations are big in sizes.

2008 1 Utama Christmas Theme : Alice in Winter Wonderland

Personally, I find it that last year theme Musical Christmas of Tale is more nicer and exciting. Maybe it is due to the big march man which can do some movements.

2007 1 Utama Christmas Theme : Musical Christmas of Tale

2007 1 Utama Christmas Theme : Musical Christmas of Tale